Farting queen n Sop the Hippo roamed the whole of City hall. After a filling (almost) meal of Long John Silvers (which Sop the hippo cheated queen of her money when buying the 3.90 meal..)
They began to hunt for a drink to quench their thirst after hiking from Hougang to Dhouby Ghaut to City Hall.
They finalli found a cheap place selling fruit juice n farting queen made a stupid decision of buying the lemon juice. It "acidified" her digestive system n made her fart more. But Hippo still love the smell aniway.
They hiked n hiked n hiked. N finally they made an amazing discovery.
BREAD TALK CELEBRATES NATION'S 41ST BIRTHDAY! ALL BREADs SELLING AT $1!!!
How can they miss such a cheap deal rite? Poor Hippo had to squeeze through to the counter, Farting queen's heart is filled wit compassion, n of cos she cant do anything.
After eating their crossaints (wadever they spell it) n green tea cake (yum!), they explored further n end up in Carrefour.
Hippo pronounced it as "Kare 4"
The Queen pronounced it as " Kare- foo"
Of course, everybody knows da Queen is right.
They went into the drinks section, that's where the battle begins.
Queen just grab hold of some ice.
Hippo thought she was going to attack him so he attacked her.
N the ice into Queen's cardigan (From i.p zone, mind u.)
Almost freeze her to death man.
But fortunately she survived.
They stopped fighting, made peace, forgave each other n went home.
*THE END*
Wow.. U actually read the whole story?!? Cant believe ur life is so much more boring than mine!!!
Life is short. Dun waste time readin some stupid kiddy story ya?
Proceed to the next entry.
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