Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Ive never been a carbohydrate person.. When girls dig cupcakes, doughnuts and everything of the sort, it just never seems to excite me.



And just like any other Asian parent, my parents always say, " Eat more rice, more energy" and my mom always thought i was being anorexic when i said, "Just one scoop will do"



Well, not because i am on diet, but i just cant understand why i should fill my stomach with something so plain.. I believe more in living to eat than eating to live.



Until yesterday i saw the news on the increase of rice prices and how poor families in the philipines could not even afford to pay for their staple food, i just feel so guilty when i think about all the times i throwed rice down the dustbin.




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Its all human nature, i guess. "You will never miss the water till the well runs dry."

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Well, i am still unemployed. I was dragged to mdis to get some brocheres, but i still cant decide on anything. Mass Communications sounds fun, but we all know that the industry is shrinking.. and shrinking. Everybody who can blog is called a journalist. Technology has taken over a lot of things, you get peanuts for pay, and there's no freedom of speech..



Talking about freedom of speech, I just finished watching the VERY first 2 episodes of Sex and the City, it was so interesting! Yeah its outdated i know but I was too young to watch that show back then, now every story kinda relates.



I cant wait to watch the movie when its out!


Top 3 things on my "To-do list"

1. Get a job.
2. Find the course that is best for my future and work towards that goal.
3. Watch " Harold and Kumar escapes from the Guantanamo Bay" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Oh, and from today onwards im gonna finish everything that's on my plate. =)








Today is a winding road
Thats taking me to places that I didn't want to go
Today in the blink of an eye
I'm holding on to something and I do not know why I tried

Monday, April 28, 2008

How to kick ass with a small penis- ANOTHER REASON TO LAUGH OUT LOUD.

This guy is dope shit!!! So hilarious, he should have his own talk show!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpKd_0zZ_90
Outrageous!


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Got this flier yesterday while we were at Suntec.

It was the same shop Hammy was from.

Free hamster with purchase of cage and food, while stock last?


Whatever happened to compassion these days?




And check out this woman who got so pissed that her husband who is divorcing her she made a Divorce Revenge video.

Drama-rama!!!




It has caused so much controversy.. but this isby far the best response video ive found..




"Rich man have to understand, you cant marry a chick that is 25 or 30 years your junior man.. Those chicks dont love you! From the minute you say I love you, these chicks are praying that you die! Have you seen a poor dude who is 65 years old riding the bus with a hot piece of tail?

You dont! And if you do, call 911 cuz this chick has just escaped from the mental instituition.."




Lol!!! I loooovvvee controversies..




Tag me with your thoughts.



Wednesday, April 23, 2008

EXCLUSIVE ON THEONLYWORDSIKNOW.BLOGSPOT.COM!

BIG NEWS!!!

I knew it long ago, but i didnt have any evidence. But now i can finally conclude who is Wendy!!!

Her name is motherfucking GERMAINE LEE who works at the FACE shop at amk hub.. Free animal show!! Gorilla on the loose!!!


Just like what Shan an says, Fat people should just stay at home and cry.. not go around dissing people in their blogs.

Hey there Wendy, here's a post dedicated to you.. touched?



Jokes on WENDY (Germaine)


Wendy is so fat, she shows up on radar.

Wendy is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."

Wendy is so fat, she have her own area code.

Germaine, oops, Wendy is so fat NASA orbits satellites around her.

Wendy is so big, she plays hopscotch like, "Malaysia...Indonesia...Australia...North pole..."

Wendy is so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Wendy is so fat when she step on the scale it says, "No live stock please."






HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Laughed my ass off.

I actually know quite a few fat people that are really nice and cute, but if your fat and you still act like a bitch and give me some high school musical shit, then you really should go eat shit and die.

Think your powderful english can bring me down?


For a moment i forgot how your face looks like, but when i go to your friendster, well how should i put it.. u look GORILLA-ish?


Kinda makes me wanna puke.


Oh, and your blog is just bullshit.. praise the lord? Praise the Lord and SWEAR OUT LOUD?
Are you sure you are a Christian? HYPOCRITE!



Call me a skank or whatever you want, its not gonna make YOU a few kilograms lighter.


I heard from your best friend that you dont like the vibe that i gave... which vibe? The "I-am-slimmer-than-you" vibe? LOL!!!


I used to think you were ok, i even told your best friend to spend more time with you. But now you are just a REPULSIVE Gorilla to me.




Test me.




Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Went orchard with Ivan.. had fish and co. They changed their menus, the usual french fries and vegetables are gone!!! They replaced them with icky garden salad for a cheaper price.

And I am still getting used to having no student ez link. $10 can be used up in 2 days! Damn!!!


Change change change. Change is constant. Need to get used to it.



Sop's going to ns soon, im going to freakin miss him! Going to orchard reminds me of nothing else but my best buddies.. and fish and co was playing those old RnB hits that are so nostalgic.. "Rupee- If i cant have you", " Beep- Pussycat dolls feat Will.I.Am".. brings me back to those days when me and sop sat at the back of bus 101 with our bread and bubble tea and me, forever raiding his mp3 for fresh sounds..




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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Sop: Dont forget bout us even when you become a real man!!! I hate to admit it but i think i'll get really jealous when you get yourself a girlfriend. You AASSSSSHOOOLLE!

Haha!

Relationship comes and goes but friendships are forever!!! (yea i know i keep repeating myself)




And me and bboy baby watched the forbidden kingdom. It was quite nice, not VERY but quite. I'll give it a 6.5 outta 10. Its like the Brothers Grimm, fragments of different movies adds up together.. kinda like the cheenah version of Scary Movie. Go watch it, it makes Chinese proud yall!



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I think we really look good together. There's so many stuff that's goin thru my head now but i just cant write it down.


Well I am going for the SIA interview this sun, so nervous, machiam like going for the America's next top model casting call. Wish me luck guys. Till then, cya!!!