The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth about the Female of the Species.


(1) We are emotional.

(2) We are sensitive.

(3) We sometimes cant help to suspect whether guys really love us for who we are.

(4) We are easily jealous.

(5) We want guys to shower us with attention but we want some space too.

(6) We can hang out with guy friends because we will know we will never cheat, but we know you will definitely cheat when your out with girl friends (unless she is fat and ugly, but we cant rule out the possibility.)

(7) Deep inside we know that you are not always telling the truth, but we just like to act ignorant.

(8) We want you to tell us the truth, but when the truth hurts we blame you for hurting us.

(9) We like bad guys but after we are with them, we wanna change them...




And many more.
See, dont you think women are freakin troublesome?
Dont you feel like you wanna sing the Ying Yang twins song all the time?






Well, wonderful news for guys out there~!!!
Yuting has a solution for all of you!!!!!!!
Just click on this link below!!!


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What? Dont you like it? Men are so cool. Men are never troublesome. You can never have an MCP issue here, right?!?




NO? Sigh, MAN..




Okok, Yuting is so smart, she can always come up with another solution.


Click on this:
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Isnt that good? Now, you have a pussy!!!
And now you can feel what it is like to have one.
Wow, isnt that good? To be the first woman in the world that has got ZERO emotional issues?



Huh!



No? Then Yuting suggest you go jump off your window.


P.s: If you happen to live in a terrace house, go to the nearest hdb flat and do it. =)








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Today Shan an the Male Chauvinist Pig, Stanley the Helmet, and ME-self went to Singapore mint.

We made a new friend and let's call him Ah Niang. (Short for Niang Dou fu).

He is a really funny guy, at first we tot he was just another fag so i dared Shan an to talk to him, but he turns out to be very interesting.

I cant tell you how funny he is. You have to talk to him yourself, he told us that he is from the agricultural club in our school and we freakin laughed our heads off.
We were very sarcastic to him but he is a pretty good natured guy.


See, it is ok for people to be unique. It is 100% better than being a poser.
After we left, he gave three of us handshakes.. awwww, can you believe he is just 17 ?!?


http://profiles.friendster.com/user.php?uid=11815502




Ok cya next entry. I have to seriously start doing the HR project alrdy.